Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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