i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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