On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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