Having a random hookup so left but love u
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I don't deserve a penis
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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