Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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