i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
soo... how was my night?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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