the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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