I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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