Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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