any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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