We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I have post one night stand depression
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