Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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