Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Dicks are not precious.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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