don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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