What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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