I want to stick my p in your. b.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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