What a fucking waste of an outfit
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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