I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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