new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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