Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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