If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Randomize
