i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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