8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
try to milk me bitch
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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