and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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