We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
How's work?
Spinning.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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