why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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