meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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