***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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