If that was your dad, he is hot
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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