have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
