Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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