I want to stick my p in your. b.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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