I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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