Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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