So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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