so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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