if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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