Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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