apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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