Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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