Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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