I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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