My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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