Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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