I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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