ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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