Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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