Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
It's just like the Real World with babies
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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