I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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