I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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